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Belfast Half Marathon 2026: Full list of road closures confirmed
Belfast City Council has published the full list of road closures for the 2026 Belfast Half Marathon, affecting a 13.1-mile route through the city. The notice tells drivers which streets shut, for how long, and which diversion to take on race day. Thousands of runners are expected to enter via the official registration portal, with entry fees and a closing date for sign-ups listed alongside the closure schedule.
Source: Belfast Half Marathon 2026: Full list of road closures confirmed — Belfast Live
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