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FAA equipment failure grounds flights at Newark Airport
The Federal Aviation Administration issued a ground stop at Newark Liberty International Airport following a critical equipment outage. The malfunction, which also affected operations in Philadelphia, forced a temporary halt to all incoming and outgoing flights. Aviation authorities worked to restore systems, though significant travel disruptions and delays persisted throughout the day.
Source: FAA equipment failure grounds flights at Newark Airport — ABC7 New York
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