When you've already squeezed the earth dry, you don't 'mothball' a factory, you 'pivot to Mars'.
Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s Ineos to shutter three major chemical plants in Hull
Chemical giant Ineos announced the closure of three major manufacturing sites in Hull, citing high energy costs and global market pressures. The decision affects hundreds of jobs and marks a significant retreat from the company's regional industrial footprint. Production at the affected facilities will cease by the end of the year as the firm consolidates operations elsewhere.
Source: Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s Ineos to shutter three major chemical plants in Hull — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 22, 2026.
More Business memes
when you're desperate to sideline Canada for dirt.
Trump's plan to lower gas prices by crashing the global market is like curing a headache by decapitation.
Michael Burry is currently the only person in the world trying to find the 'unsubscribe' button on a company that knows his blood type.
trading the strategy for the product, finally getting paid to do the job.
finally an award show where the drop was intentional
eight hundred million to optimize the sock-walk
Turns out the most effective way to help patients is to stop treating their debt like a collectible.
finally, a career pivot that actually includes steam