Britain finally built a luxury property development that the housing market can't ruin because the tenants literally aren't allowed to leave.
Britain's £400 Million Super-Prison is an Empty Luxury Resort for Nobody
Britain's new £400 million 'super-prison' remains largely vacant over a year after its grand opening, with reports of a chaotic atmosphere among the limited staff and a reliance on zero-hours custody officers. Despite the high-cost infrastructure, the facility struggles to reach capacity, raising serious questions about government planning and procurement.
Source: Britain's £400 Million Super-Prison is an Empty Luxury Resort for Nobody — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 18, 2026.
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