Arsenal are so secretive about signings, even the players don't know they're Arsenal players until they put on the shirt.
Arsenal Transfer News: Medicals Done, Announcements Imminent
Arsenal are on the verge of announcing multiple new signings after medicals, with a third player reportedly confirmed. The club has kept details under wraps, fueling fan speculation and Twitter frenzy as the transfer window heats up.
Source: Arsenal Transfer News: Medicals Done, Announcements Imminent — London Evening Standard
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 26, 2026.
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