Cancelo's barber confirmed the move before the club did—at this point, his barber runs better transfer intel than Fabrizio Romano.
Cancelo set for Barcelona return after Al Hilal exit
João Cancelo is set to return to Barcelona after agreeing to terminate his contract with Saudi club Al Hilal, reportedly sacrificing a significant portion of his salary to expedite the move. The defender's barber even teased the transfer on social media, adding a surreal twist to an already messy saga.
Source: Cancelo set for Barcelona return after Al Hilal exit — ESPN
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