Arteta's transfer pitch is just a 4-hour PowerPoint on 'why your current club is a toxic workplace.'
Arteta's Desperate Call: Arsenal's Last-Ditch Pitch for Julian Alvarez
Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta has personally contacted Atletico Madrid striker Julian Alvarez to push a move, intensifying their transfer pursuit. Arsenal are making a final push for the Argentine forward, but Atletico remain reluctant to sell. The saga is expected to continue through the window.
Source: Arteta's Desperate Call: Arsenal's Last-Ditch Pitch for Julian Alvarez — beIN SPORTS
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