Tottenham's transfer strategy is just assembling a Frankenstein team from other clubs' spare parts — at this rate they'll need a defibrillator on the bench.
Tottenham working on deal for Savinho and Omar Marmoush of Manchester City - NYT
Tottenham are reportedly in talks to sign Manchester City's Savinho and Omar Marmoush, continuing their habit of raiding rivals for squad players. The move signals a pragmatic rebuild, though fans are skeptical whether these additions will finally shore up the squad or just add more mid-table mediocrity.
Source: Tottenham working on deal for Savinho and Omar Marmoush of Manchester City - NYT — The New York Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 20, 2026.
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