Somewhere, a small business owner is trying to explain to their family why they can't get a loan because 'Congress had a disagreement.'
Markey, Hirono Oppose Trump SBA Policy Harming Small Businesses
Senators Markey and Hirono have voiced opposition to a Trump administration policy concerning the Small Business Administration, arguing it negatively impacts underserved entrepreneurs. They are calling for its rejection, citing potential harm to small businesses seeking crucial funding and support.
Source: Markey, Hirono Oppose Trump SBA Policy Harming Small Businesses — U.S. Senate Website (.gov)
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 17, 2026.
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