Gary O'Neil's pre-match quotes are so vague they could be a horoscope for a team that's about to get spanked.
Gary O'Neil: 'We back ourselves to be ourselves' ahead of Man United clash
Ipswich manager Gary O'Neil says his side will 'back ourselves to be ourselves' ahead of the Manchester United match, a phrase that commits to nothing while promising everything. The real test comes on the pitch, where Ipswich's identity will face United's firepower.
Source: Gary O'Neil: 'We back ourselves to be ourselves' ahead of Man United clash — Ipswich Star
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