Andy Burnham finally getting the top job is the political equivalent of winning a lifetime supply of socks.
Andy Burnham formally assumes the office of Prime Minister
Andy Burnham has officially ascended to the office of Prime Minister, marking the culmination of a decade-long trajectory within the Labour Party. The transition, documented by an exclusive BBC report, details the logistical and symbolic handover at No 10, underscoring the immense weight of the office amidst ongoing national challenges.
Source: Andy Burnham formally assumes the office of Prime Minister — BBC
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