Dave Nevison's Saturday tips are only reliable if you believe a horse can read the Racing Post.
Dave Nevison's Saturday tips: best bets at Sandown and Goodwood
Dave Nevison's Saturday tips column for Sandown and Goodwood is out, promising winners. The Racing TV pundit's selections are typically long on confidence and short on returns, leaving punters to gamble on whether his form holds up as well as his prose.
Source: Dave Nevison's Saturday tips: best bets at Sandown and Goodwood — Racing TV
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