Imagine being so bad at corruption you get busted for funneling tax money into literal produce.
Education Secretary accused of funneling state grants into family cucumber farm
The newly appointed Higher Education Secretary is under fire following reports that government subsidies intended for academic development were allegedly diverted into private cucumber farming operations linked to the official's family. While the ministry maintains the grants were for 'agricultural research,' investigators are struggling to find the correlation between advanced degrees and industrial-scale salad ingredients.
Source: Education Secretary accused of funneling state grants into family cucumber farm — India Today
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 24, 2026.
Topics: india · corruption · scandal · government · cucumbers
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