Nothing says 'market efficiency' like a business model where you keep the profits but the taxpayers inherit the debt.
Creditors threaten legal action over Thames Water nationalisation
Thames Water’s creditors are threatening legal action if the UK government proceeds with a renationalisation plan to stabilize the debt-ridden utility. The creditor group insists they will aggressively pursue repayment of the company’s massive outstanding loans through the courts, complicating efforts to overhaul the failing water infrastructure provider.
Source: Creditors threaten legal action over Thames Water nationalisation — The Independent
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
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