Nothing says 'I love my country' quite like fleeing to a desert tax haven the moment you're asked to chip in for the roads you drove on.
‘Australia is finished’: Billionaire Adrian Portelli moves to Dubai
Australian car enthusiast and luxury car collector Adrian Portelli has announced a permanent relocation to Dubai, citing Australia's high tax rates and overall 'finished' state. The move follows his high-profile acquisition of property and luxury assets, highlighting a growing trend of wealthy individuals seeking tax-efficient jurisdictions abroad.
Source: ‘Australia is finished’: Billionaire Adrian Portelli moves to Dubai — news24.com.au
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