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Tungsten West secures £71 million for mining operations
Tungsten West, a mining firm listed on the AIM market, has raised £71 million in a fundraising round advised by the law firm Blake Morgan. The company, which operates in the UK, is securing capital to advance its mining infrastructure as it attempts to restart production at historical extraction sites.
Source: Tungsten West secures £71 million for mining operations — Blake Morgan
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