England hiring KP to mentor is like hiring a firework to teach a library about quiet time.
Kevin Pietersen Rejoins England as Mentor
Kevin Pietersen returns to England's white-ball setup as a specialist mentor, a move that's raised eyebrows given his controversial history with the team. The ECB hopes his experience will boost young batters, though his past commentary suggests he might have a few opinions.
Source: Kevin Pietersen Rejoins England as Mentor — BBC
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