PSG's boardroom is currently running a cost-benefit analysis on whether to buy the referee or just the entire league.
PSG's Oil Money Meets Monaco's Tactical Bus
Paris Saint-Germain dropped points again, this time against Monaco in a Ligue 1 clash that exposed their continued struggle to dominate the French top flight despite astronomical spending. The draw keeps the title race interesting, but PSG's star-studded lineup continues to underwhelm against organized opposition.
Source: PSG's Oil Money Meets Monaco's Tactical Bus — bbc.co.uk
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