Howe's waiting for the FA to drop the 'must manage England' requirement before he applies.
Eddie Howe turns down England job, cites 'not desperate enough'
Eddie Howe has reportedly told the FA he won't replace Thomas Tuchel, preferring to stay unemployed rather than take a job where the fans will blame him for not being Guardiola. England's search for a manager who can handle the pressure continues, with the FA apparently considering a ouija board next.
Source: Eddie Howe turns down England job, cites 'not desperate enough' — Football365
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