Britain's drainage system is like its weather forecast — always caught off guard.
England braces for flooding as thunderstorms forecast
The Met Office issues severe weather warnings as thunderstorms threaten to cause flash flooding across parts of England, with the Environment Agency on alert. Up to 30mm of rain could fall in an hour, raising the risk of property damage and travel chaos. Cleanup operations are likely to follow, as they do every time.
Source: England braces for flooding as thunderstorms forecast — The Guardian
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