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Australia's Spring Scorcher Follows Record Warm Winter
Australia's south-east is bracing for a spring scorcher after a record warm winter, with temperatures set to soar. The Bureau of Meteorology warns of heatwaves and bushfire risk, as climate change continues to blur seasonal lines.
Source: Australia's Spring Scorcher Follows Record Warm Winter — ABC News & Headlines – Australian Broadcasting Corporation
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 29, 2026.
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