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Why Activision Needs To Reboot 'Halo,' And From What Point
Microsoft completed its $68.7 billion acquisition of Activision Blizzard in October 2023, making Xbox the new owner of the Halo franchise previously controlled by 343 Industries. 343 rebranded to Halo Studios that same month and confirmed it is building future games in Unreal Engine 5 instead of the in-house Slipstream engine. Commentators now argue the series needs a full reboot and are debating how far back it should reset. No reboot has been announced and no release date exists.
Source: Why Activision Needs To Reboot 'Halo,' And From What Point — Forbes
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