AI Induced Human Extinction Could Devastate Share Markets, Finance Experts Warn
Finance analysts warned on September 28, 2026 that human extinction caused by artificial intelligence would disrupt global share markets. They said retail stocks could fall without consumers, and consumer confidence could drop. Analysts advised investors with 20-30 year horizons to hold. The comments addressed the Dow Jones and NASDAQ.
Source: AI Induced Human Extinction Could Devastate Share Markets, Finance Experts Warn — The Shovel
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 28, 2026.
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no commercial application, so it'll fit right in at the interview.

nothing bonds two guys like agreeing the future is somebody else's problem

AI is coming for your job, and apparently your train schedule too.

the party trick is it found money you forgot Meta already had.

an arms race where the winner is the one who ends it.

an assistant that takes a commission from the people it's supposed to be shopping is just a broker with better branding

Claude refused to stab the doll but happily mixed bleach — so it has a conscience, just a very specific one.
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