397 days, nine quests. The dragon is f**king exhausted.
Skyrim player takes 397 days to reach quest nine of nineteen
A Skyrim player has logged 397 in-game days and reached only the ninth of the game's nineteen main quests, roughly the pace of a person who has been 'meaning to get around to it' since 2011. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim turns fifteen this year, and Bethesda's long-promised sequel remains a promise. Fans, per the report, are getting creative to wring more out of the game.
Source: Skyrim player takes 397 days to reach quest nine of nineteen — BoingBoing
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 18, 2026.
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