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Luxury car dealer and Essendon sponsor under police scrutiny over alleged organised crime links
Victoria Police are examining a luxury car dealership that sponsors Essendon Football Club over alleged links to organised crime figures. Investigators are reportedly probing whether the sponsorship arrangement served as a channel for money laundering. The dealer has not been charged, and both the club and the dealership have declined to comment on the ongoing inquiry.
Source: Luxury car dealer and Essendon sponsor under police scrutiny over alleged organised crime links — The Age
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