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Dodgers Announce Starting Pitchers for Rivalry Series vs Padres
The Los Angeles Dodgers have named their starting pitchers for the upcoming rivalry series against the San Diego Padres, with the rotation set to open the weekend set at Dodger Stadium. The announcement, posted by the team on social media, lists the three-game sequence without any surprises. The Padres have not yet confirmed their own starters, though manager Mike Shildt said the staff is aligned. First pitch is scheduled for Friday night.
Source: Dodgers Announce Starting Pitchers for Rivalry Series vs Padres — Sports Illustrated
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