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Lachie Neale Banned From AFL Grand Final After Tribunal Upholds Suspension
Brisbane Lions midfielder Lachie Neale will miss the AFL grand final after the tribunal upheld a suspension over a punch on Geelong's Tom Atkins, caught on new vision that surfaced during the hearing. The Lions argued the process was unfair — Neale's own statement called it 'like an interrogation' — and signalled a possible appeal. Neale, a two-time Brownlow Medallist, now watches the decider from the stands.
Source: Lachie Neale Banned From AFL Grand Final After Tribunal Upholds Suspension — The Age
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