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Penguins Open Preseason Against Buffalo With a Lineup That Won't Count

The Pittsburgh Penguins open their preseason schedule on September 21, 2026, against the Buffalo Sabres at home, and Pittsburgh outlets have published the full exhibition lineup and storylines. Preseason results do not count toward the standings, and NHL teams typically dress a mix of prospects, tryout invites and veterans while their stars skate limited minutes or sit entirely.

Source: Penguins Open Preseason Against Buffalo With a Lineup That Won't Count — NHL.com

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