Jim Crowley's retirement proves even dreams need a snooze button.
Jim Crowley: 'I've been fortunate to live my dream every day' - announces retirement
Champion jockey Jim Crowley announced his retirement from racing, reflecting that he was fortunate to live his dream every day. The 46-year-old, who rode to glory in major races including the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe, bows out after a career spanning over three decades.
Source: Jim Crowley: 'I've been fortunate to live my dream every day' - announces retirement — Racing Post
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