The Tour de France Femmes made Lausanne the opening act, which is like starting a marathon with a stairmaster.
Tour de France Femmes 2026: Brutal Lausanne Opening Stage
The Tour de France Femmes 2026 kicked off with a challenging first stage around Lausanne, Switzerland, setting a demanding tone for the race. Notably, the race will feature a historic climb up Mont Ventoux for the first time.
Source: Tour de France Femmes 2026: Brutal Lausanne Opening Stage — The Guardian
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