AFL schedulers: 'Let's put both games in the only stadium in Melbourne with a roof — just in case it rains on our incompetence.'
Double-header at Marvel Stadium: AFL squeezes two games into one roof, fans brace for a marathon
North Melbourne confirmed a round-24 Marvel Stadium double-header, meaning two games under one roof on the same day. Fans get a footy marathon, but the scheduling squeeze has everyone wondering if the AFL's plan is convenience or just crowd-control by other means.
Source: Double-header at Marvel Stadium: AFL squeezes two games into one roof, fans brace for a marathon — nmfc.com.au
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