Even the fan is unionizing against climate change, and honestly, good for it.
£15.99 Argos fan fears fifth heatwave will finish it
A £15.99 Argos desk fan, bought in 2018, is reportedly exhausted after surviving four heatwaves this summer, fearing a fifth will break its three settings. Its owner, Martin Bishop, has little sympathy, noting the fan's limitations. The fan—now a reluctant climate warrior—warns that without a 43-inch tower upgrade, it may burn out.
Source: £15.99 Argos fan fears fifth heatwave will finish it — The Daily Mash
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 11, 2026.
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