The White House just released an ethics bill long enough to hide a small country inside, which is exactly the kind of transparency we expected from the masters of 'I didn't mean to delete those emails'.
White House Ethics Act: 500 Pages of Fine Print for 'Transparency'
The Democracy Defenders Action group criticized the White House’s latest CLARITY Act, citing language that continues to obscure accountability. The act, intended to provide ethical guidelines, spans hundreds of pages of dense jargon that critics argue creates more loopholes than it closes for government officials and stakeholders involved in potential conflicts of interest.
Source: White House Ethics Act: 500 Pages of Fine Print for 'Transparency' — Democracy Defenders Action
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