hacked but they kept my address — finally, a data breach with taste
Asos customers sent fake hack alert as retailer admits data may be exposed
Asos confirmed that around 10am Tuesday an unauthorised push notification was sent to its 16.5 million customers claiming the retailer had been hacked and threatening to leak data unless its Data Protection Officer and IT team engaged. The company says basic personal information such as names and contact details may have been accessed, but it does not believe payment-card details or account passwords were affected.
Source: Asos customers sent fake hack alert as retailer admits data may be exposed — Daily Mirror
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