Amazon: we know your butt shape. Your bank: we cannot disclose that.
Amazon infers "flat buttocks" from your purchase history — here's how to check
Amazon's "Shopping preferences" page, reachable on desktop via Account > Your Shopping preferences > Manage your information and on mobile via Account > Shopping preferences > About you, shows the assumptions the company draws from purchase history. Threads user @fangirlinmegan found the list flagged her as having "flat buttocks" alongside "owns a Shark robot vacuum," and her post passed a million views in under a day.
Source: Amazon infers "flat buttocks" from your purchase history — here's how to check — TechCrunch
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 6, 2026.
Topics: amazon · privacy · algorithm · tech · shopping · data
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