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£60m for a player your scouts watched once on a rainy Tuesday — that's not a transfer, that's a hostage negotiation.

£60m for a player your scouts watched once on a rainy Tuesday — that's not a transfer, that's a hostage negotiation.

Arsenal in 'Dialogue' Over £60m Fernandez-Pardo as Alvarez Alternative

Arsenal are reportedly in talks to sign Matias Fernandez-Pardo, a £60m winger from Genk, as an alternative to Julian Alvarez. The Gunners' shopping spree continues, but fans are skeptical about another big-money gamble on an unproven talent.

Source: Arsenal in 'Dialogue' Over £60m Fernandez-Pardo as Alvarez Alternative — CaughtOffside

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