£240 is what banks pay to own your paycheck, and you're calling it free.
Christmas: Martin Lewis reveals how to get a ‘free’ £240 before Christmas
Martin Lewis provided instructions on how consumers can secure up to £240 in cash incentives by switching bank accounts before the Christmas season. The process involves identifying specific high-value sign-up bonuses offered by various financial institutions, with current market deals allowing eligible switchers to claim the payout through standard account switching services.
Source: Christmas: Martin Lewis reveals how to get a ‘free’ £240 before Christmas — The Independent
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