policing the channel until the channel policed him
Danny Tommo’s boat for policing Channel accidentally sinks
Danny Tommo, a prominent figure known for his attempts to monitor the English Channel, experienced an operational setback when the vessel intended for his patrolling activities sank. The incident occurred during an outing, leaving the boat partially submerged, effectively ending its role in his surveillance efforts before any official oversight was even established.
Source: Danny Tommo’s boat for policing Channel accidentally sinks — The Times
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