Trump really walked into the store looking for a country and left with a security agreement he’ll probably lose in the couch cushions.
Trump Once Vowed to 'Own' Greenland. He Settled for Something Much Less.
President Donald Trump finalized a security cooperation agreement with Greenland, marking the end of his much-publicized, erratic attempts to acquire the Arctic island as a U.S. territory. The deal focuses on increased surveillance and industrial cooperation, serving as a modest diplomatic consolation prize after his failed 2019 effort to purchase the island from Denmark.
Source: Trump Once Vowed to 'Own' Greenland. He Settled for Something Much Less. — NYT US
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 23, 2026.
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