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Friedrich Merz vows to stay in office after CDU ‘disaster’ in German state elections
CDU leader Friedrich Merz confirmed he will remain in his position despite significant losses in recent German state elections. The party suffered electoral setbacks in Thuringia and Saxony, leading to widespread calls for leadership reflection. Merz insists on staying, describing the results as a challenge to be managed rather than a call for his resignation.
Source: Friedrich Merz vows to stay in office after CDU ‘disaster’ in German state elections — theguardian.com
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