West Ham's record attendance is like a participation trophy you have to buy a ticket for.
West Ham smash EFL Cup first-round attendance record
West Ham United set a new all-time EFL Cup first-round attendance record, drawing a crowd of 42,000 to the London Stadium for their match against Portsmouth. The figure surpasses the previous record, highlighting the club's strong fan support.
Source: West Ham smash EFL Cup first-round attendance record — West Ham United
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