Chelsea flew 6,000 miles to play a friendly in Malaysia, but the real sightseeing is their trophy cabinet collecting dust.
Chelsea's Pre-Season Tour Takes Them to Johor Darul Ta'zim
Chelsea confirmed their starting XI for a pre-season friendly against Malaysia's Johor Darul Ta'zim, part of their tour ahead of the new season. The match is a routine warm-up, but it's generating buzz online for the sheer distance traveled and the mismatch in club stature.
Source: Chelsea's Pre-Season Tour Takes Them to Johor Darul Ta'zim — Chelsea Football Club
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 9, 2026.
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