The SFA called a summit to save Scottish football, but the only thing they're saving is the buffet.
Scottish football summit 'critically important'
Scottish football's governing bodies have called a 'critically important' summit to discuss the future of the game, amid ongoing concerns about its financial health and competitiveness.
Source: Scottish football summit 'critically important' — BBC
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