Breaking: a celebrity divorce with no screaming, no cheating, no leaked texts — just two adults quitting each other like a gym membership in January.
Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski Split After 9 Years of Marriage
Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski have ended their marriage after nine years, People confirmed. The couple, who wed in 2017 and share two children, released a joint statement requesting privacy as they co-parent. No filing details, no third party, no messy back-and-forth — just a quiet, mutual split announced through the magazine rather than a courthouse leak. Both actors have kept their personal lives notably low-key since marrying.
Source: Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski Split After 9 Years of Marriage — People.com
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