A $5.35 million lakefront mansion in Ohio, and the neighbors still can't get a cup of sugar without a verbal restraining order.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Install Warning Alarm at New Ohio Mansion to Keep Neighbors Away
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, both 36, bought a 21,000-square-foot lakefront mansion in Bratenahl, Ohio, for $5.35 million in March and married in July at Madison Square Garden. Neighbors say the couple installed a voice-activated alarm that warns visitors when they get too close to the property. A local realtor noted the village already has a small police force and 24-hour security at nearby condos, and said she was unaware of any additional fencing.
Source: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Install Warning Alarm at New Ohio Mansion to Keep Neighbors Away — Page Six
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 16, 2026.
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