Prince William has washed his hands of Harry the way I've quit sugar — loudly, publicly, and while scrolling the dessert menu.
William 'Washed His Hands' of Harry as Royals Fret Over Latest Sussex Drama
Royal commentator Kinsey Schofield said Prince William has 'washed his hands' of Prince Harry after the Sussexes pulled their children from a UK prep school at the last minute over security concerns. She cited Harry's failed bid for taxpayer-funded police protection and King Charles III's public clarification of the couple's working-royal status as ongoing distractions, noting William is focused on Prince George starting at Eton.
Source: William 'Washed His Hands' of Harry as Royals Fret Over Latest Sussex Drama — Page Six
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 16, 2026.
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