1.0 mg/L, no seatbelt, phone in hand, and the only thing he confessed to was a vegetable.
Driver quadruples legal alcohol limit and tells police it was the gazpacho
Local Police in Castilleja de la Cuesta, Seville, stopped a driver on 14 September 2026 for driving erratically without a seatbelt and using his phone by hand. He blew 1.0 mg of alcohol per litre of breath, four times the 0.25 legal limit and above the 0.60 criminal threshold. He denied drinking, blaming the vinegar in the gazpacho he had eaten. He was investigated, not detained, for a road-safety offence carrying three to six months' jail, a fine, community work and a licence ban of one to four years, to be set at a fast-track trial.
Source: Driver quadruples legal alcohol limit and tells police it was the gazpacho — El Mundo
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 14, 2026.
Topics: gazpacho · spain · drunkdriving · andalusia · police
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