The only thing more dangerous than an unexploded device is the one that vibrates when you're trying to defuse it.

Suspicious package that shut down Wisconsin Ave. was electronic sex device, police say

A suspicious package forced the shutdown of Wisconsin Avenue in Washington, D.C., drawing a bomb squad and evacuations. Police later confirmed the item was an electronic sex device, not an explosive. The street reopened after the object was deemed harmless, though the embarrassed owner never claimed it.

Source: Suspicious package that shut down Wisconsin Ave. was electronic sex device, police say — r/nottheonion

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