The forecast is just climate change's way of saying 'I told you so' with a 10-day outlook.
Above-Average Temps Become Permanent Fixture
The Columbia Missourian reports above-average temperatures are sticking around, making the weather forecast a broken record. As climate change continues, locals are advised to invest in fans and sarcasm.
Source: Above-Average Temps Become Permanent Fixture — Columbia Missourian
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 29, 2026.
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