The only thing more transparent than Farage’s by-election logic is the plastic mask of a man who makes more sense than the actual candidates.
Count Binface Launches 'Manifesto' Against Nigel Farage in Clacton
Count Binface, the satirical alter-ego of Jonathan Harvey, has launched his campaign for the Clacton by-election, targeting Reform UK leader Nigel Farage. His platform includes capping 99 Flake ice creams at 99p and a pledge to refuse crypto-billionaire donations, a pointed jab at the £5m gift currently under parliamentary investigation.
Source: Count Binface Launches 'Manifesto' Against Nigel Farage in Clacton — Daily Mirror
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 27, 2026.
Topics: countbinface · clacton · nigelfarage · politics · uk · satire
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